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[OINK OINK]

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STUPID BLOOD PIG.

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[GAZ GRUNTING]

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COME ON,

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BIGFOOT WOULD
                NEVER SAY THAT.

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WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO READ THAT IN HERE?

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I'M TRYING
TO PLAY A GAME.

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<i> MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES</i>
         IS ON IN 5 MINUTES.

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TV announcer:
THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES ARE BACK!

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AND THIS TIME
        THEY'RE BACK

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BY THE AWESOME POWER
    OF THE GAME SLAVE 2.

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CHECK OUT THESE
    ACTUAL GAME SCREENS.

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ARE YOU STILL
        PLAYING YOUR OLD,

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OBSOLETE GAME SLAVE 1?

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WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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HAVE WE OFFENDED
        YOU SOMEHOW?

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HUH? HUH? HUH?

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ON SALE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

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AT ALL DIGITAL FUNPIT
        LOCATIONS.

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LINES ARE FORMING NOW!

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OH.

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WAIT.

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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

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TO THE MALL.

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GAME SLAVE 2 GOES ON SALE
        AT MIDNIGHT.

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I NEED ONE.

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OH, OK, THEN.
HAVE FUN.

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JUST ONE THING--

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TAKE YOUR BROTHER
WITH YOU.

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IT CAN BE DANGEROUS
OUT THERE.

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THAT'S WHAT
                THE BAT'S FOR.

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AWW!

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I'VE BEEN WAITING
ALL NIGHT TO SEE THIS.

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SHE CAN WAIT TO GET
            HER STUPID GAME.

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SON, VIDEO GAMES DEVELOP
    HAND/EYE COORDINATION

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AND MAKE KIDS
    INTO BETTER HUMAN BEINGS.

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OK, BUT ONLY AFTER
            THE SHOW IS OVER.

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YOU STINK.

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[GROWLS]

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IT WAS A REALLY
GOOD EPISODE.

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[GROWLS]

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AAH!

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HEY, DIB.
                I THINK I SAW

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A CHUPACABRA
                OR SOMETHING

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GOING INTO THAT
                PARKING GARAGE.

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A CHUPACABRA?

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BUT THERE ISN'T
A GOAT TO FEED ON
FOR MILES.

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[HEART BEATING]

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HEY, IS THIS THE LINE
        FOR THE GS2?

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YES.

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COOL!

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AS PROBABLY
            THE BEST GAMER
            IN THE CITY,

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I HAD TO GET
            THE JAPANESE GS2
            A FEW MONTHS AGO.

54
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BUT I NEEDED
            THIS VERSION

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BECAUSE THEY INCLUDED

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A NEW LEVEL FOR
        THE AMERICAN RELEASE:

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THE ZOMBIE HOG LEVEL.

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MY NAME'S IGGINS.
            WHAT'S YOURS?

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GAZ.

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THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

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[GRUNTS]

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AAH!

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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
        THE NEW PIGGY HUNTER.

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Man: OK, GUYS,

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NO LOITERING AFTER
    YOU GET YOUR GAME SLAVE 2s.

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AS SOON AS YOU MAKE
    YOUR PURCHASE,

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ONE OF OUR CLERKS
        WILL ASSIST

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IN ATTACHING
    YOU TO THIS PULLEY CABLE

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THAT LEADS TO THE EXIT.

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HEE HEE HEE
        HEE HEE HEE HEE.

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HEE?

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[WHINING]

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THERE'S NO
    CHUPACABRAS IN HERE.

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GAZ SHOULD LEAVE
    THE PARANORMAL SIGHTINGS

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TO THE EXPERTS.

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NOW, WHERE'S THE EXIT?

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MAN, THIS PLACE
    IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.

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...COMPLETED MORE MINIQUESTS

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THAN ARE EVEN IN THE GAME!

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THAT'S HOW I KNOW
    I'M PRETTY MUCH

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THE MASTER
        OF ALL REALITY

82
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AND ALL THAT
        ENCOMPASSES IT.

83
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW...

84
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...AND THEN,
        ALL OF A SUDDEN,

85
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EVERYONE IS CLAPPING
    WHEN I BEAT THE FINAL BOSS.

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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK
    IT WOULD BE SO EASY,

87
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BUT IT WAS--
    IT WAS TOTALLY EASY.

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IT WAS, LIKE,
    COMPLETELY EASY...

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...BUT I'VE ALWAYS
    REMAINED TRUE TO MYSELF.

90
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YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST
        GOT TO BE IGGINS,

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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NO.

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OH, THANK YOU,
        SUPREME BEING.

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THANK YOU.

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NEXT!

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[BOY SCREAMS]

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FINALLY.

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Man: UM...

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THAT'S ALL.

100
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WE SHOULD BE GETTING
    MORE GS2s IN STOCK

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IN MAYBE A MONTH OR TWO.

102
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THANKS FOR COMING!

103
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WHAT?

104
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NO!

105
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THEY CAN'T
        ALL BE GONE.

106
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I SAT THROUGH
    <i> MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES</i>

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FOR THIS?

108
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Gaz: THERE MUST
BE ONE LEFT.

109
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WELL, SOMEONE ORDERED ONE
    BUT NEVER PICKED IT UP.

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IF...

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[GRUNTING]

112
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CLARENCE WONG
        DOESN'T SHOW UP,

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IT'S YOURS.

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CLARENCE WONG!

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HA HA! THAT'S ME!

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[GIGGLING]

117
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YOU'RE NO CLARENCE WONG.

118
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YOU STOLE MY GAME SLAVE.

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YOU SAID,
        "YOU GOT TO BE IGGINS."

120
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I SAW AN OPENING,
AND I WENT FOR IT.

121
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THAT'S HOW I BEAT
GACHOOGABLORK

122
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IN BATTLE BATTLE
FOOTY KICK,

123
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AND THAT'S WHY
I'M THE SUPERIOR GAMER.

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[SINGING]

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Gaz: THAT ONE
            IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.

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I'LL BUY IT
            FROM YOU,

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BUT THERE'S NO WAY
            YOU'RE KEEPING IT.

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NOT WITHOUT INVOKING
            MY WRATH, ANYHOW.

129
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YOU KNOW,
YOU NEED HELP.

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AAH!

131
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HELLO?

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[HISSING]

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Dib: A COLONY
    OF HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE!

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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
THE WAY OUT OF HERE?

135
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THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

136
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WE ALL GOT LOST HERE, TOO,

137
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AND WE'VE BEEN HERE
        EVER SINCE.

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EVER SINCE.

139
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NO WAY OUT.

140
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THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

141
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OH, COME ON.

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GETTING LOST
IN A PARKING GARAGE

143
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DID NOT TURN YOU ALL
INTO HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE.

144
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I WAS ONCE A MAN.

145
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BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN.

146
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YOU'LL BE JUST
                LIKE US, SOON.

147
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I DON'T THINK SO.

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I THINK I SEE
THE EXIT OVER THERE.

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SEE YA.

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Woman: DON'T FORGET
TO LOCK THE DOOR

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AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED.

152
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ALL RIGHT, MOM.
            HAVE FUN AT WORK.

153
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[GLEEFUL BABBLING]

154
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SO WE MEET AGAIN,
        ULTRA PIGULON.

155
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PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION.

156
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[BEEP BEEP]

157
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[BEEP BEEP]

158
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WHAT?

159
00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,599
I--I MUST BE TIRED.

160
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THE NEW LEVEL,

161
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I'M ALMOST THERE!

162
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"THE GAMMY IS MINE."

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[GASPS]

164
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AAH!

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HEY, WAIT,
    HOW DID YOU WRITE THAT

166
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IF YOU'RE OUT--HUH?

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AAH!

168
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AAH!

169
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AAH!

170
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THE FRONT DOOR.

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THE GAME SLAVE 2--
GIVE IT TO ME.

172
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[SCREAMS]

173
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[BABBLING]

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[PANTING]

175
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NO. POWER LOW.

176
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BUT I HAVEN'T REACHED
    THE SAVE POINT YET.

177
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I HAVE TO SEE
        THE ZOMBIE HOG.

178
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NEED BATTERIES.

179
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[GAZ GROWLING]

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BATTERIES!

181
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MUST FIND!

182
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NO. NO!

183
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NO-O-O!

184
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LOOKING FOR THESE?

185
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I NEED THOSE.

186
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SAVE POINT SO CLOSE.

187
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WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GIVE
        THE GAME SLAVE TO ME,

188
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OR I WILL PLUNGE YOU
        INTO A NIGHTMARE WORLD

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FROM WHICH
            THERE IS NO WAKING.

190
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,474
BUT...I'M A BETTER
GAMER THAN YOU.

191
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,111
I HOPE YOU LIKE
            NIGHTMARE WORLD.

192
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IT'S MADNESS!

193
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MADNESS!

194
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WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?

195
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,769
BATTERIES?

196
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50th FLOOR.

197
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:35,907
[GASPING]

198
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,878
[BABBLING]

199
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,622
[RINGING]

200
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,394
AAH!

201
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,238
AAH!

202
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,779
GIVE ME
THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES.

203
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,314
YOU'RE CRAZY.

204
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,149
IT'S MINE. MINE!

205
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,654
[IGGINS SCREAMS]

206
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,093
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

207
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,094
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT!
IT'S YOURS.

208
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,362
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

209
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:53,184
THE RIGHTFUL ORDER
            HAS BEEN RESTORED.

210
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,620
YOU'LL NEVER
BE A BETTER GAMER
THAN ME.

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00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,455
PLAY ALL YOU WANT.

212
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,457
I'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER.

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00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,759
ALWAYS!

214
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,194
OOH.

215
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,065
[CRASH]

216
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,418
IGGINS!!